...a combination of colourful, convincing characters that twist their way through the story until the bittersweet climactic scene.

Christine Nagel

​Fans of Analyze This with Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal will love this hilarious page-turner filled with mayhem, underworld intrigue and aging mobsters trying to reform.

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About The Book

It’s The Sopranos on laughing gas!

Gabriella is pursued on every side and hiding a secret past. She is in the run for her life. A mob killer is after her, lusting for revenge. The widowed doctor is just lusting after her. Meanwhile, Gabriella has her hands full with her headstrong son and a sex-crazed, homicidal employer.

​As a good Catholic, Gabriella knows she shouldn’t lie, lust, or commit crime, but to protect her son she overdoes all three. When she finds a surplus of corpses at the funeral home where she works, she devises a desperate plan that hinges on seducing the upstanding doctor. She doesn’t expect to fall in love with him.

​What will happen when all her lies start unravelling? Will the doctor still want her when he discovers that she’s from the wrong kind of family?

​After offering a large reward, the killer finds her hiding in a small rural Australian town. He brings guns and his henchmen with him. Can she save herself and protect her son from the mob’s tentacles?

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